Wistfane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flecko's Halloween]

Same old Same old

Exactly what newgrounds needs another Katana-Deagle-Matrix wannabe flash.
I wonder how much time was spent to write the brilliant story and compeling characters.
Not to mention the sheer audacity and fresh humour that this flash brings.

/ sarcasm

Animation is actually pretty good

[Dumbledore is Gay]

I love off color humour but even i found it bad

I read the intro I know what was the point behind all this.... but really... it was awfull
No offence but..... here is some practical advice
Graphics: Alright for a comedy i guess, but if you are planing to do something different you should probably improve them

Sound: Sound was satisfactory.... absence of musical or any kind of sound effect besides poorly acted voices is really disappointing

Content: Again I appreciate off color humor and find it funny eating babies or drinking them as juice in the morning... but even i found this in bad taste....
Maybe I missed the point if so, then tell what exactly is supposed to be funny here... because I missed the punchline or vice versa...

All in all i gave it a 3 despite my bias... i just hope next time you'll do better

RSQViper responds:

"I love off color humour but even i found it bad"

Obviously you do not.

So you support the killing of babies, but not the raping of a child?

You need to get your priorities straight, dude.

Hermoine had this shit COMING!

[Bowl of Soup]

you!!!

You asshole!!! That was awesome!!! i loved it!!! It was funny .. the graphics need a little polishing though... keep it up...!!

[Boris Grishenko trailer]

its teh smex

imma gonna be lafing for rong time

[Zombie Infection]

Good but unoriginal

Dear Seth, I liked your animation and I like to break down the reason why i gave it a seven.

Graphics and Visuals: Superb absolutely supern.Well executed smooth textures with nice shading. Id love to say something nasty(I got an evil aura) but I really cant so good job on that.

Sound: Voice acting was not that bad i can even say it was convincing.Although the use of Hl2 sound is a bit off snce then sound a little phony. Try rip some fear or Blood 2 Weapon sounds they are beefy.

General Content: This is your down fall im afraid to say. Although considering it was a short movie you crammed a lot of stuff in it. But.. but the house scnene is nearly exatly as the once in 28 weeks later and the music is also ripped from the same movie. My advice is that just try to come up with you own zombie situation, picture your own worst zombie nightmare.
You obviously got loads of talent just use it wisely.

All in all a good zombie flash which i gave a 4 Keep it up!!!

Gi-go responds:

HL2 is the only game I have, or else I would have used different ones.
Yeah I did everything I did on purpose though.

Thanks for the review

[Intruder : Revelation]

Id love to say something mean but I honestly cant.

Dear Mmankt, I enjoyed your submission and I will break down my opinion the following way.

Graphics: Flawless. An absolute paragon of what every flash must be like. Graphics are your definite forte.

Sound: Same as above. Awesome sounds, well placed and they had that beefy crunchy crisp note to them which sets this flash away from everything else.

Content: i afraid to say this is your fall here. The content was nothing new or original as well as far away from reality as possible:
-One man Army
- Handgun piercing body armor
-Matrix-esque bullet dodging
and last but not least
- Plent of dimwitted henchmen brought like lambs to the slaughter.

All in all, I just think you should be a little more concerned about content, for every other aspect is a level which most artist with to acomplish

Wistfane

[Jerry]

It made me cry

What can i say another flash well done by the Demon.

Sound: perfectly executed effects anf noises fit, a little music would be nice.

Graphics: For a comic cartton the graphics are fine, but if you plan to make more serious flash try and make them less cartoonish it will add to the gravity of your genre.

Plot: It made me laugh it made me cry literally. Well thought out projection of how miserably life can.

Pat yourself on the back and go and have some ice cream treat yourself you earned it!

[Rise of Alfred]

Eh?

Dear Emily
must say that you submission needs loads of work. I shall critisize constructively on points of improvement.

Sound: It needs a lot of work. The actual dialogue and music were alright, but the actual quality was poor might wanna get a new mic or try and imrove it with some sowtware like audacity.Its free.

Graphics: I dont know if it was intended but my eyes were grossly offended and they puked. A true visual disaster. The cartoon was badly drawn, in the fact that the shapes and visual efects were crude. Try to imrove it with some shading or brighter colours, a more definitive shape perhaps?

Content: I read the creator's comments and expected a comedy. Puting that aside, taking it as a very strange undefined submission it hard to comment on the purpose and its achievement.
If you just wanted to create a poor cartoon with a lot of shock factor and gross out value you did it.
if you tried to make a meaningful submission with food forthought you failed.
Again im not sure what you wanted to achieve by doing this so its hard to comment.

emily-youcis responds:

GOOD day, wistfane

I have audacity, and the mic was the best i could get at best buy - i think it's just my highly annoying voice that made it sound bad.
As far as graphics, i wanted to contrast the ugliness and drab mundaneness of the real life manager's office with the Glorious brightness of the hallucinated dictator desk. I also wanted to give a deranged sick feeling with the art, as the cartoon is deranged and sick. But i think i drew it pretty nice.
Well this was supposed to be a comedy, Humour is all subjective as i say, and disturbing humor is my favorite, i find it hilarious. I mean there are serious segments in it, but i like that in a comedy.
I thought it had a meaning if you think about it, i wanted to show motive and the groovy pattern of compensation, and the irony that Alfred was so afraid of being alone because of past trauma, yet trauma-instilled-paranoia Caused his aloneness at the end. I'd like people to think about it, and it isn't the clearest of messages, but i still think it is there.